Awesome now that I know I'll assume you're being sincere! :)

Anonymous

CAN I GET AN AMEN

To the person wanting to ice himself i dont know your story or why you wanna tap out but i hope understand its really stupid to feel that way smoke a doobie get blown by a cutie i also dont understand depression or what the difference is between sadness and depression but you can stop feeling suicidal its easy.

Anonymous

this just in: the cure for depression is weed and head! tell the medical community! alert the media!

in all seriousness i would hope you never have to distinguish the difference between sadness and depression, and I would think you’d know better than to think you can “stop” feeling depressed

im gonna need you to take several seats

Sometimes I can't tell if you're being really sarcastic or just enthusiastic....

Anonymous

a lot of times y’all think im being sarcastic but i’m not

im just an enthusiastic asshole

that is literally my personality and i mean that with 100% sincerity

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

one time i was staying at a super religious friends house and her parents told me to bless the food and i didn’t know the food prayer so i just said “good food good meat good god lets eat” and i didn’t get invited back to their house ever again god bless

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

image

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay