no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
when bae brings up “other ho’s”
When bae point out your other hoes in ya phone like “who dis??”
when a bitch trine to catch me slippin
When you try to act like you dont remember textin that hoe
When she tells you that you’re the only nigga she talking too
Get back in there
when did i get this fat